You can suck on King Charles’ ‘sausage fingers’ for just $60

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his infamous “sausage fingers” for just over $60. But it’s not what you link — err, think.Ahead of Saturday’s royal ceremony, an e-cigarette company debuted its “coronation collection” of vapes that mirror King Charles III’s chunky claws.

Retailing for $63, the set of 10 from Riot E-Liquid is modeled after “the shape and size of the king’s own fingers” — one even bears a signet pinky ring.The e-cigs are available in specialty-themed flavors: English Breakfast Tea, Strawberry Jam, Victoria Sponge, Tea & Scone, Sausage Roll, Scotch Egg, Coronation Chicken, Champagne, Prawn Cocktail and English Trifle.“Prince Philip was a heavy smoker, Prince Harry loved a cigarette, and even the Queen Consort enjoyed lighting up,” Riot Labs CEO Ben Johnson explained in a statement.“At an important juncture in our Royal timeline, we wanted to commemorate King Charles with this unique 10-piece collection based on the King’s famous digits,” he added.Since memorabilia for the historic event could be worth a pretty penny down the line, smokers may want to puff, puff, pass on using the vapes and treat the set as a collector’s item.“It’s a bit of coronation fun, but based on the expert comments, the collection could make you more than 10-digits richer in 50 years time,” Johnson said.The e-cigarettes aren’t the only ode to the 74-year-old king’s meaty mitts.Royals fans are concocting creative coronation dishes that pay homage to Charles’ formidable feature.

The king’s fingers have been likened to beefy links due to how swollen they appear in images — and the comparison may have killed his confidence.In some photos released ahead of his coronation, he placed his hands behind his back, resulting in insecurity accusations online.A doctor revealed.