Kimmel Jokes That the ‘J’ in Donald J. Trump ‘Now Stands for Jail’ (Video)
thewrap.comactually indicted him. The late night host was still a couple of hours away from taping when the news broke Thursday, giving him time to talk about the event he called “historic, and it’s funny.
It’s very, very funny.”The ‘J’ in ‘Donald J. Trump’ now stands for jail,” Kimmel said at the top of the monologue. “For the first time in this country’s history, an American President has been indicted for his role in paying hush money to a porn star,” Kimmel said. “Although in fairness, that’s a pretty narrow window.
Like when Grover Cleveland was president, porn stars were very hard to come by.”“But still, it’s historic, and, it’s funny. It’s very very funny,” Kimmel said, laughing about how weird it is that “of all the things he’s done, the one that bit Trump in the ass was a round of post-golf putter butter with the star of ‘SexBots: Programmed for Pleasure.'”Kimmel recounted how just the day before, Trump had posted nice sentiments about the grand jury on Truth Social, among other things crowing that “the grand jury is saying, hold on, we are not a rubber stamp, which most grand juries are branded as being, we are not going to vote against a preponderance of evidence.”“And he was right,” Kimmel said.
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