Crystal Hefner Says Hugh SUCKED In The Sack -- And She Was ‘Relieved When It Stopped’!

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Hugh Hefner may have been the face of sex for DECADES… but that doesn’t mean he was any good at it! With the release of Crystal Hefner’s memoir Only Say Good Things: Surviving Playboy and Finding Myself, we’ve been hearing tons of tea about the late Playboy founder.

From his “unremarkable” penis, to his secret drug addiction, and even preventing Bunnies from escaping, Crystal has blown the lid off all the mansion’s dirty little secrets.

But the latest? Hugh sucked in the sack! Related: Kendra Wilkinson Says She Was Pressed To Defend Hugh Amid Allegations In an excerpt of her book obtained by People on Wednesday, Crystal detailed that the first time she ever met Hugh was at a 2008 Halloween party where she was encouraged to go to his bedroom for a group sex sesh.

That, she says, included no passion, to kissing, no intimacy, and not even any eye contact! She wrote: Ick… She called the sequence of events “odd and robotic,” adding: She suspected that because of his money and power, no one ever gave him helpful hints… even in the bedroom: The 37-year-old noted that on that first night, he never once batted an eye at her.