‘Madame Web’ review: Swat this terrible movie
nypost.comMorbius,” here comes more BS.Sony’s latest superhero mush is “Madame Web,” another of the studio’s dreary “in association with Marvel” movies that make viewers go, “On second thought, ‘Ant-Man’ wasn’t so bad.” The C-list character they’ve sunk their fangs into this time is Cassie Webb (Dakota Johnson), a 30-year-old New York Debbie Downer who discovers she can glimpse into the future.Running time: 117 minutes.
Rated PG-13 (violence/action and language). In theaters Feb. 14.Looking into my crystal ball, I can see … no sequel to this wreck.
Ever.How did Cassie acquire her snoozy clairvoyant powers? In 1973, her pregnant scientist mom, Constance, discovered a magical spider in the Peruvian rainforest that gives indigenous tribes superhuman abilities.Those mythical South American natives climb trees super fast wearing vine-covered Spandex like wannabe Cirque du Soleil acrobats.Deep in the woods, Dr.
Constance rattles off jargon like “peptides” a lot and announces that “these little spiders have the power to cure hundreds of diseases!” And they can make bad guys rich.
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