Protomartyr announce new album ‘Ultimate Success Today’

Focused on himself. Zac Clark is doing “fine” after splitting from fiancée Tayshia Adams, but he isn’t quite ready to get back into the dating game.

Waterparks have shared another cryptic teaser for their upcoming fifth album, cluing fans in on what to expect from the release.In a post shared to the band’s Twitter page overnight (February 22), they teased that if their fourth full-length effort – last year’s ‘Greatest Hits’ – was “an indoor nighttime album”, the new record would be “an outdoor daytime album”. They also hinted at an imminent single release, writing in a note: “Probably need to let you hear something soon huh?”Take a look at the post – which also includes a POV photo of a band member in the studio, sitting in front of a mixing console – below:5 pic.twitter.com/Fx071GfM7K— WATERPARKS (@waterparks) February 21, 2022Another hint at the new record comes in Waterparks’ new Twitter bio, “####### ####”, which fans are taking as confirmation that its title will comprise two words, the first sporting seven letters and the second sporting four.

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Nebraska State Senator Mike Groene has offered to resign amid a creepy new scandal involving an aide… but will he apologize??

Nirvana bassist Krist Novoselic has announced that he’s working on a record with plans to release it this spring.He shared the news on Twitter, first posting an interview he did in 2011 with Bass Player magazine, and writing, “I have not read this in years, but recall being happy with how it turned out.”In a now-deleted tweet, he added: “I am really busy trying to finish a record. In the middle of some hangups – looking for a mid-March release.

John Mayer is about to perform the second of two sold-out shows at New York City’s Madison Square Garden as part of his Sob Rock Tour, but the second show is likely going to be a lot different than the first.

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Victoria Beckham is spending some quality time with Mia Regan, the girlfriend of her 19-year-old son Romeo Beckham.

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“The View” hosts went toe-to-toe while comparing their feet on Monday’s episode of the talk show. 

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Former Dancing on Ice professional skater Alex Murphy discussed a cancer scare she had this week. The 33 year old revealed her recent experiences amid concerns she had about a lump on her breast. Taking to Instagram to respond to questions from her followers, the champion of 2020 explained how her health is OK now and has been given the all-clear.

A lot will likely be made of “Processed by the Boys,” the second song from Protomartyr’s fifth full-length album, Ultimate Success Today. There, over anxious guitars and a squirming saxophone, lead singer Joe Casey wonders what form the apocalypse might take: “When the ending comes, is it gonna run at us like a wild-eyed animal? / A foreign disease washed up on the beach? A dagger plunged from out of the shadows?” When he’s done wrestling with Armageddon, his voice dripping with disdain and a clarinet wheezing at his back, he howls about a police state as defined by over-surveillance as it is by sheer brutality.

“So it’s time to say goodbye,” Protomartyr frontman Joe Casey sings mournfully on ‘Worm In Heaven’, the band’s funeral march of a closing song from their new album ‘Ultimate Success Today’. “I was never too keen on last words, hope I said something good.” The Detroit rock band have always written apocalyptic songs, but they’ve never sounded quite this wounded, sombre or blunt.Endings are splashed all across the band’s fifth album.