Kimmel Thinks Elon Musk Is the Least Qualified to Lecture on the Morality of Trump’s Twitter Ban (Video)

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claims he’s not defying the subpoena, he just doesn’t have them.“So far he’s been fined $150,000, which that’s, you know, silencing porn star money, that’s serious money,” Kimmel joked. (He was of course referring here to Stormy Daniels.)“Trump claims he no longer has the phones… nor does he have two flip phones that he carried, or a Samsung phone that he brought to the White House.

In fact” Kimmel said, “this is the only phone he has right now.” At which point he displayed a photo of a novelty hamburger-shaped telephone.“You know, some people might believe” Trump’s excuses, Kimmel continued. “It’s suspicious when phones all of a sudden go missing.” Then Kimmel played a supercut of all the times Trump criticized Hillary Clinton for destroying 13 of the phones she used while serving as Secretary of State. (Now Trump believes this is sinister, but Hillary was actually engaging in best practices for ensuring sensitive information doesn’t fall into the wrong hands.)The supercut ended with Trump saying “you don’t hammer them, you just throw them away when you’re done” and “just throw out your phones, you start all over again,” after which Kimmel said: “It’s just what he does with his wives too.”Kimmel did say he believed Donald Trump’s claim that he hasn’t used a phone or a laptop for work in more than a decade. “I can’t imagine him sitting at a laptop doing work.

Here’s how I bet Trump works. He probably has some former strip club bouncer works [sic] for him, named like, Vinnie St. Cleveland or Bobby Cabbage or something, who stands outside his bathroom with a briefcase full of diet coke while Trump shouts things like ‘put an offer in to buy the Indian Ocean through the door.