drawings, technically), Noah added: “First things first, they’ve got to hire more women over at NASA because only dudes would think the best way to introduce yourself is with unsolicited nudes.”He guessed that aliens might not be too thrilled to receive such a message from Earth.
More specifically, he took issue with the kind of nude photos that NASA is sending. “Aliens are going to be really upset that they turned on the airdrop for everyone in the galaxy.
But also, but also if you are going to send nudes, why would you send these nudes? Let me tell you something, man. If I was an alien, no way in hell, I’m coming to this planet,” he said. “If someone sent me these nudes, and they said, ‘Hey, you,’ I’d be like, ‘I’m in a coma.
I will never be up again.’ I mean, look at this thing. It looks like you’re sexting with an Atari.”He continued, “Maybe if I was like a 13 year old alien I could make that work … If we want aliens to get interested, don’t send them an Etch-a-Sketch drawing, send them coupons for OnlyFans.”Noah repeatedly questioned the goal of this plan, wondering aloud: “Are we only trying to make contact with the horniest aliens in the universe?”“No wonder every time they abduct someone they probe their butts.
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