Pasta one-liner wins best joke at Edinburgh Fringe

On Wednesday, the beautiful Victoria Beckham shared a series of fabulous images of herself carrying her latest item from her fashion line - a stunning black handbag with a striking gold chain strap.READ: Harper Beckham wears sweetest dress to pay respects to The QueenThe former Spice Girl's 'Chain Pouch Bag' is priced at £890 and comes in a variety of shades, from pink to green.WATCH: Victoria Beckham stuns in VB body cut-out midi dressThe website says of the arm candy: "With its generous size, envelope design and soft structure, the Chain Pouch bag is a tactile style.MORE: David and Victoria Beckham make big changes at Cotswolds home after security fearsIn classic black, the gold-tone hardware makes for a striking detail, drawing inspiration from masculine watch straps and referencing the jewellery seen in VB’s Spring Summer 2022 collection. The front flap folds neatly into the strap, which also doubles a wristlet for versatility."A post shared by Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham)Sharing a smouldering shot of herself up close while holding the bag, she said: "I’m in love with the chain detail on my new Chain Pouch bag! It was inspired by a watch that @DavidBeckham gave me a few years ago.This is such an easy bag to wear with every outfit – I’m pairing mine with my new season v-neck midi dress in Steel Grey x VB." Victoria in her dress and special bagThe style icon also teamed the bag with a dazzling silk dress, styling it up a storm.

63 Grand Slam trophies between them and have delivered some of the greatest moments in tennis history. And now tennis fans are about to see the Big Four - Andy Murray, Roger Federer, Novak Djokovic and Rafael Nadal - team up on the court when they compete - not against each other, but as teammates - at this year's Laver Cup.Despite being rivals on court, these tennis greats have a friendship that goes beyond Grand Slam competitions.

An Ayrshire nursing home has been given more time to make improvements to aspects of the care it provides.

As we approach colder months it will naturally get a bit more chilly, but in some cases it may not be the weather that's making you shiver.

An Ayrshire care home has been asked to make improvements to its patient care following a visit from the Care Inspectorate.

Naman Ramachandran Blue Finch Films has boarded international sales on European genre titles, Scandinavian thriller “Good Boy” and found footage film “Stéphane,” ahead of their world premieres at Beyond Fest. “Good Boy,” which delves into the perils of the modern dating world, follows Sigrid who thinks she’s met the perfect match in Christian until she comes to find out that he lives with a man who acts like his pet dog. French thriller “Stéphane,” a new take on the found footage genre, follows Timothée, as he documents his time with the larger-than-life, and almost unbelievable character that he meets whilst shooting a short film. As time goes on their jovial and eccentric talks become something far more sinister.

Lil Nas X has shared a video in which he pranks famous friends including Lizzo and Olivia Rodrigo with his new Madame Tussauds waxwork.Yesterday (September 20), the rapper was given his first ever waxwork at Madame Tussauds Hollywood, and proceeded to FaceTime his friends, tricking some of them into believing that it was actually him.“Oh my god, hi!” Olivia Rodrigo answered, before Lil Nas X came clean: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, it’s a wax figure! He looks so real, right?” Rodrigo responded: “Oh my god! I was like, ‘Is he frozen?’”Troye Sivan, meanwhile, clocked on straight away, saying: “Is that a wax figure?” After him, Lizzo was the last friend on the line, exclaiming: “I fucking though it was you. I was like, ‘Why are you in your Met Gala outfit?’”See the video below.me facetiming friends as my wax figure lmao pic.twitter.com/e8y7aHsJbP— SAFFA (@LilNasX) September 20, 2022Earlier this month, Lil Nas X made headlines when he offered pizza to homophobic protesters camped outside his recent show in Boston.The rapper (real name Montero Hill) performed at the MGM Music Hall at Fenway last Sunday (September 18).

Tom Hardy was a surprise competitor in a recent jiu-jitsu competition in the UK, where he ended up winning the gold medal.The actor reportedly “secretly arranged” to participate in the 2022 Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Open Championship at the Oakgrove School in Milton Keys, which took place last Saturday (September 17).Speaking to the Daily Mail, event sponsor Sean Rosborough said that organisers knew about Hardy’s involvement in the tournament, but decided to keep it a secret as they didn’t want “masses of people turning up [and] distracting him”.Hardy faced Andy Leatherland, a 42-year-old sales manager and a jiu-jitsu blue belt, in the final round of the competition, where he ultimately emerged victorious.Leatherland told the Daily Mail that he decided to sign up for the tournament after realising that Hardy would be participating.“I was contemplating the Milton Keynes tournament as it was very local,” he said. “And then one morning – [the actor] goes by the name Edward Hardy – I saw that he’d actually signed up.”Leatherland went on to describe Hardy as a “very focused” fighter, before admitting that their match was over “relatively quickly”.“I made a mistake and he capitalised on that, he said.

CALLY Jane Beech has split from her boyfriend Nathan Malcolm after nearly three years of dating. The former Love Island star called time on her romance with the Fresh Couture founder after ‘realising they want different things in life’. An insider said: “Cally and Nathan had a really strong relationship and he was really close to her daughter Vienna.

CROSSFIRE made its debut on the BBC last night but viewers are all spotting the same blunder. The brand new thriller drama, which is spread over three nights this week, stars Keeley Hawes. Keeley plays the role of Jo, a mother on holiday with her family at a luxury Spanish resort.

A PETITION for Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby to be sacked has doubled overnight and now has a whopping 36,000 signatures. Angry This Morning fans were fuming when they found out that the presenters 'jumped the queue' when they went to visit the Queen lying-in-state on Friday. Holly, 41, and Phil, 60, joined millions of Brits to pay their respects to the late monarch at Westminster Hall last week.

A FORMER Bake Off contestant has spilled the beans on how to spot the winner of the show - from the very first WEEK. Selasi Gbormittah shot to fame on the seventh series of the programme in 2016 when it appeared on the BBC.

HOLLY Willoughby is battling for her This Morning job amid claims she skipped the Queen’s lying-in-state queue. A petition for her to go is gaining momentum despite an on-air apology yesterday.

N-DUBZ star Fazer's girlfriend is pregnant with twins, The Sun can reveal. Fazer - who shot to fame alongside Dappy and Tulisa in the noughties band - said he is expecting his second and third child with long-term girlfriend Ashley Havelin. The couple are parents to daughter Ava Rose - born in 2013 - and shared their extra exciting news with The Sun.

BAKE Off fans have been left disgusted by a guest's latest creation, which they've branded as 'vile'. The baking competition returned to Channel 4 last night for the second instalment of the new series. Presenters Matt Lucas and Noel Fielding revealed at the start of the show that it was Biscuit Week.

ADAM Levine has been slammed by model Sumner Stroh after he denied having an affair with her. The Maroon 5 rocker, 43, who is married to Behati Prinsloo, denied having a physical affair with Instagram star Sumner - but admitted he behaved "inappropriately". The brunette model, 23, has hit back and took to Instagram, writing: "Someone get this man a dictionary." Adam told TMZ on Tuesday: "I used poor judgment in speaking with anyone other than my wife in ANY kind of flirtatious manner.

THREE more women have come forward with sex pest claims against married Maroon 5 rocker Adam Levine. The former The Voice judge, 43, was yesterday forced to admit sending "inappropriate" messages to Instagram model Sumner Stroh although he denied her claims of a year-long affair.

EAMONN Holmes has taken another huge swipe at his This Morning rivals Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby amid their 'queue-jump' backlash. The presenter, 62, couldn’t resist taking a pop at the pair by liking a meme of himself and wife Ruth Langsford laughing, with the words: “When you reach the front of the queue.” The fan, sharing the image, captioned it:  “I always preferred @EamonnHolmes and @RuthieeL #ThisMorning.” They added: “There should be sacked Eamonn and Ruth are far better than them idiots.” In response, Eamonn made his feelings on the situation very clear – as he posted a series of praying hands.

Apple TV+’s Pachinko and Netflix’s Sex Education are among the big winners at the Edinburgh TV Awards. Jodie Comer, Mo Gilligan and Sharon Horgan’s indie also scooped goings at the event, held this evening in Scotland’s capital as the Edinburgh TV Festival’s second day comes to an end.

A comedian has won an award for the best joke at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe with a gag about spaghetti.

Controversial comedian Jerry Sadowitz's Lanarkshire show will still go ahead despite claims of him flashing and making racial remarks on stage at the weekend.

Jerry Sadowitz: Not For Anyone, had a warning that it contained “strong language and themes some may find distressing”.Following the cancellation, Sadowitz tweeted: “Did a show last night, 75 mins, thought it went well. Didn’t see any walkouts. Today I’m told my show’s been cancelled.

Scottish comedian Jerry Sadowitz has hit back at his critics with a lengthy response after his Edinburgh Fringe show was cancelled by the famous Pleasance venue amid accusations of racism, homophobia and misogyny.