Please Join Me in My Obsession With Chrissy Teigen’s Baby Bearded Dragon
Real Housewives is canceled, replaced by celebrity children doing talking head segments, talking trash about their pet lizards. But on June 18, Teigen posted a picture of Sebastian repelling up Miles’ pajama-clad body, with the caption, “He LOOOOOVES his beardy now.”On June 20, every Teigen summer storyline came together in one satisfying twist, when she a picture of Sebastian resting on her “healing boobies.” I, too, am healing by way of Sebastian.There is a special pleasure in watching this inhumanly beautiful, rich family interact with a minuscule reptile.