Bag lady Kerry Katona’s the best thing in this tripe about trash
WEIRDEST TV sight of the week? Former Celtic manager John Barnes waddling around his local supermarket, dressed neck-to-toe in domestic waste, telling a cameraman: “I’ve always had enough money to buy lots of rubbish.” Which may be perfectly true, but where once he’d blow it all on Parkhead biodegradables, like Eyal Berkovic and Rafael Scheidt, roly-poly John now spends it on chicken biryanis and chilli fried rice ready meals that choke the local landfill.