National Muffin Day on Sunday, February 26, 2023. Why the celebration? Because the world is bleak and cake for breakfast is the kind of crumb that can be counted on.
Unless of course it’s the hastily wrapped in cellophane sort, sitting somber on the counter of a nameless bakery in a Midwest airport at 7 PM.
That muffin is capable of passing on a big bad bout of existential dread. You deserve better.You also deserve to eat the kind of muffin that gets you, a fluffy metaphor for your own self hood.
That’s where astrology comes in my babies. Below you will find a list of the zodiac signs as muffins. Fresh out the tin, from me to you.
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