Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, still sexy at 69, won’t cancel Halloween
posted to her Youtube channel on Tuesday.“I’m the queen of Halloween, COVID-19 ruined everything,” she sings to the tune of Madonna’s “Holiday.” “If they cancel Halloween because we’re still in quarantine, it would suck, it would suck so bad!”The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has warned that Halloween traditions, like trick or treating, haunted houses and hayrides, are “not advised” this year in light of the pandemic.“Imagine if you will, no costumes candy or celebration, because everybody’s still in self-isolation,” she wails in the clip. “No dudes cross-dressing, it’s all so depressing.”She changes her tune halfway through the song.