Dane Cook Explains Why He Never Made It To His 'Saturday Night Live' Audition

Metro Weekly that he received a call from the alarm company around 2:43 a.m., indicating that someone had broken in. “Every now and then we get a false signal, but never at that time of the morning,” Bee said. “So I knew something was up.

writing, “Make gay marriage illegal again. This is not remotely controversial, nor extreme.”Make gay marriage illegal again.This is not remotely controversial, nor extreme.— Rep.

Alabama Political Reporter that the city will “ensure all persons are served and respected equally while maintaining a safe Christmas parade event for us all.”“I am committed to fostering a thriving, safe, and vibrant family-friendly community for all of Prattville’s residents,” Gillespie said. “I hope everyone will enjoy the season that we are celebrating and will remember the reason for the season.”Clean Up Alabama has insisted that Gillespie must prevent Prattville Pride from displaying “transgender flags” — it’s unclear whether that includes the traditional rainbow-colored LGBTQ flags — and from having drag performers participate.“[The display of trans Pride flags and drag queens] would be in violation of parade rules which state that ‘political views are not allowed as decoration, in music, or otherwise by any parade participant,’ AND it also states that lewd or offensive entries will not be approved by parade officials,” the anti-LGBTQ group wrote in its email.Prattville Pride told the Alabama Political Reporter that it is “thrilled and proud to be participating in this year’s beloved Christmas parade.”“As the first organization to sign up, we were eager to join in the holiday magic and celebrate alongside our neighbors,” the group’s statement reads.

The Devil Wears Prada, based on the 2006 hit film starring Meryl Streep and Anne Hathaway (which, in turn, was based on a 2003 novel by Lauren Weisberger).John, who wrote the score for the musical — which stars Vanessa Williams as intimidating editor Miranda Priestly — said he struggled to watch the musical due to his vision loss, reported The Associated Press.“I haven’t been able to come to many of the previews because, as you know, I have lost my eyesight,” he said. “I haven’t been able to see the performance, but I have enjoyed it.”He added, “It’s hard for me to see it, but I love to hear it and, boy, it sounded good tonight.”John had previously disclosed in September that an infection had left him “with only limited vision in one eye.”Speaking to ABC News, the “Rocket Man” singer said he hasn’t been recording new music, and instead is focused on his health and improving his vision.

People magazine.The outlet also reported that Chelsea faces four misdemeanor charges for resisting or obstructing a police officer, possession of an illegally obtained prescription and possession of drug paraphernalia.Rosie wasted no time addressing her daughter’s arrest and drug addiction, telling her Instagram followers that she hopes Chelsea will get the “help she needs.”“So yes this is true,” the “A League of Their Own” actress, 62, captioned an Instagram screenshot on Tuesday of a reporter asking her to comment about Chelsea’s latest arrest via email. “After being bailed out by her birth mother – chelsea was arrested again – and is facing many charges related to her drug addiction,” Rosie continued. “We all hope she is able to get the help she needs to turn her life around – #drug-addiction #tragic #sadness #truth.”Chelsea’s latest arrest is her third time behind bars in just three months.The mother of four was taken into custody on Sept.

Kendrick Lamar is “Not Like Us.” In fact, he’s full of surprises.The Pulitzer Prize-winning rapper released multiple diss tracks aimed at Drake earlier this year, dropped his new album “GNX” in November and just announced he’s embarking on the ‘Grand National Tour’ with SZA next year.From April through June, the co-headliners will take their hit-filled catalogs to stadiums all over North America.Midway through the run, they’re slated to play back-to-back nights at East Rutherford, NJ’s MetLife Stadium on Thursday, May 8 and Sunday, May 9.Prior to the nationwide trek, Lamar is slated to perform at the 2025 Super Bowl in New Orleans, LA on Sunday, Feb. 9.

at the “Hotel California” on the Strip.The Eagles are picking up their ‘Eagles — Live In Concert at Sphere’ residency at Las Vegas’ eye-popping Sphere on Friday, Dec. 6 and Saturday, Dec.

died from a gunshot wound to the head on Feb. 25.

Geraldo Rivera is making amends with the father of JonBenét Ramsey.After John Ramsey’s daughter was found murdered at 6 years old in the basement of her family’s Colorado home in 1996, the journalist, 81, staged a mock murder trial on television.On Monday, during NewsNation’s “Cuomo,” Rivera addressed the mock trial that aired on his daytime talk show, “The Geraldo Rivera Show,” in 1997, telling Ramsey, “I deeply apologize to you for what you and your family have suffered.”During the episode, the political commentator’s “jury” found Ramsey and his wife, Patsy Ramsey, liable for their daughter’s death, per NewsNation.Rivera continued, “No one deserves to go through what you went through. That’s my bottom line.

link to a pornographic website on packaging for dolls tied to the blockbuster movie “Wicked.”In a proposed class action filed in federal court in Los Angeles, Holly Ricketson said she bought a “Wicked” doll for her daughter, who then visited an adult entertainment website through the link provided by the toymaker.Ricketson said her daughter showed her hardcore photographs from the website and both were “horrified” by what they saw, suffering emotional distress.The plaintiff said she would not have bought the doll had she known of the mistake, and Mattel has not offered refunds despite recalling the dolls on Nov. 11.Mattel did not immediately respond to requests for comment, but has expressed regret for the error.The El Segundo, California-based toymaker had intended to link purchasers to the WickedMovie.com website, not to a similarly named website for people at least 18 years old.Mattel recommends the dolls for children aged 4 and up.Tuesday’s lawsuit seeks at least $5 million of damages for anyone in the United States who bought “Wicked” dolls whose packaging included the errant link.It accuses Mattel of negligence, selling products unfit for sale, and violating California consumer protection laws.Other products from Mattel include Barbie and Hot Wheels.“Wicked,” from Universal Pictures, stars Cynthia Arivo and Ariana Grande.It has grossed $263.2 million in the United States and $360.3 million worldwide since its Nov.

Pep Guardiola hit out at the suggestion that he has a problem with Kevin De Bruyne as he waits for the star midfielder to return to his best.

Pep Guardiola said that this Manchester City team would be top of the league without their injury crisis.

Taylor Swift’s final three ‘Eras Tour’ concerts with Gracie Abrams at Vancouver’s BC Place Stadium on Dec. 6-8 are selling for less than they have since the dates were announced back in June 2023.At the time of publication, the lowest price we can find to get you in the door for any one show of the three-night swan song was $666 USD before fees on Vivid Seats.While that’s not exactly cheap, prices are significantly lower than they were when our team last reported on Swift’s Vancouver excursion on Nov.

popular subject. The “Wicked” stars have continued to showcase their strong connection while promoting the musical movie, and now Erivo, 37, is speaking on how the pair communicate through touch.

a photo shared to Instagram Monday. The former Food Network star snapped a mirror selfie in a hotel for the post, in which she opened up about embracing her body.“At some point I will talk about the madness my body has been through this year,” she wrote. “But right now every lump bump wrinkle and saggy part of me just feels acceptance and simple appreciation to be standing in front of a mirror in a hotel bathroom in downtown Manhattan ready to color my roots late on a Monday night.”In the photo, Bertinelli let her brunette hair down and held a box of hair color dye in front of the hotel mirror.

Manchester United head coach Ruben Amorim has warned of a coming "storm" and that the team will get "found out".

Gisele Bündchen is turning on the heat with boyfriend Joaquim Valente.The pregnant model, 44, was photographed on a romantic getaway to Costa Rica last week alongside the jujitsu instructor, 35 and her German shepard Alfie.The pair was spotted holding hands on the beach while Bündchen rocked a bikini and short, white sheer coverup.

“Gilmore Girls” stars Lauren Graham and Scott Patterson gave fans of the show a holiday treat by reuniting in a Walmart ad released Tuesday.The 30-second video begins with Sean Gunn (reprising his role as Kirk) dropping off a Walmart box at Luke’s Diner in Stars Hollow.Kirk leaves the diner and is briefly greeted by Graham as Lorelai, who walks in and asks Patterson’s Luke for “coffee, coffee, coffee, please.”“Coming right up,” Luke says to Lorelai, as he hands her the Walmart box. Lorelai, who has a famous coffee addiction, opens it and finds a Keurig inside.

“The Wolf of Wall Street.”The impromptu moment came while the two were supposed to be reading a kissing scene.However, Robbie decided another move would work better for the script. The last line from DiCaprio was, “Come over here and kiss me.”“And in my head I was like, ‘I could totally kiss Leonardo DiCaprio.

Zayn Malik has left fans disappointed after cancelling his Newcastle gig just moments before he was due to take the stage.The former One Direction star is currently on his Stairway to the Sky Tour, which has seen him perform in cities including London, Manchester, Leeds and Wolverhampton, with the tour set to conclude in Edinburgh in a few days. However, fans at Newcastle City Hall were left confused when an announcement over the tannoy confirmed that the show would not be going ahead reports the Mirror. Fans were told: "Will no longer go ahead tonight.

The fourth famous face of this year's season of I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here! was sent packing this evening (Monday, December 2) following two weeks in the Australian jungle. After lasting 18 nights in camp, Melvin Odoom was voted out by ITV viewers, leaving fans "gutted." Ant and Dec told the camp either radio DJ Melvin or Love Island star Maura Higgins would be leaving - but the latter is safe for now.

TOWIE heartthrob Pete Wicks has been stirring up a storm of speculation about his love life, with fans eager to decode his relationship status with close friend Maura Higgins and Strictly Come Dancing partner Jowita Przytal.The 36-year-old reality star has been caught sharing a smooch with Maura on more than one occasion, while his bond with Jowita has only deepened through their time on Strictly, leading many to wonder if there's more than just fancy footwork going on. As Maura, aged 34, hints at a "special someone" while chatting in the I'm A Celeb jungle, the buzz around these three is back with a vengeance, sparking whispers of a possible love triangle behind the scenes.

David and Victoria Beckham dazzled at the opulent state banquet at Buckingham Palace on Tuesday 3 December, mingling with royalty as King Charles and Queen Camilla played hosts.The power couple was warmly received following David's influential role as World Cup ambassador for Qatar.The Emir of Qatar, in the UK on a two-day visit, was set to join King Charles in addressing the assembly of notable figures within the palace's majestic ballroom. Queen Camilla was only expected to be present for part of the event due to "lingering side effects" from a chest infection.

Scented candles are a fabulous Christmas gift idea, particularly for those who seem to have everything.They not only make the home smell divine but also create a cosy ambience and serve as a luxurious indulgence that most people wouldn't splurge on themselves. As a self-confessed candle hoarder, I've burned through hundreds in my lifetime and always have a stash ready to go.

Walmart has reunited some of the stars of Gilmore Girls for a new holiday commercial that is brimming with nostalgia.

Andy Carroll and his ex-wife, Billi Mucklow, couldn’t have had very different weeks, according to recent pictures of the former couple.The footballer, 35, and the Towie star, 36, announced their divorce in October after secretly parting ways earlier this year, ending an 11-year relationship.They share five children, two of whom are Andy's from a previous relationship, but Billi has always treated them as her own. Now, they seem to be navigating a co-parenting arrangement.This was evident on Monday night when Andy was seen kissing his new love interest, Lou Teasdale, at Vas J Morgan's British Fashion Awards afterparty, while Billi posted a photo from the hospital with their nine year old son, Arlo.

I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! campmates and viewers watching at home have learned a lot about Coleen Rooney during her time so far in the jungle. In a chat around the campfire on Tuesday, December 3, she heartbreakingly revealed the toll that fame has taken on her and her famous husband Wayne’s family.

Sports Team have been robbed at gunpoint in California after arriving in the States for their US tour.The Cambridge band were robbed at roughly 9am PST (5pm GMT) in Vallejo, CA, outside of San Francisco. According to a press release, the band had just arrived from the UK for a string of live shows on the West Coast.In a video clip captured by the band and shared on their official Instagram account, a couple of men can be seen breaking into the group’s sprinter van as a coffee shop employee yells for everyone to stay inside as the robbers were armed.“Just been robbed at gun point 10 minutes into the US tour. Stopped for coffee.

Taylor Swift stepped out in black skinny jeans at the latest Chiefs game and now you can get the same jeans with a discount code!

Matt Rife is speaking out in response to rumors that he’s had plastic surgery.

Father John Misty has announced a UK and Ireland tour for June and August 2025 – buy tickets here.The Maryland singer-songwriter shared news of the upcoming tour earlier today (December 3), and he’s set to take in cities including Liverpool, Nottingham, Leeds, Glasgow and Dublin in June and August next year.The tour will see the singer, real name Joshua Michael Tillman, return to Europe after an earlier tour in April next year, in which he’ll play a series of dates in countries including the UK, France and Germany, with a show at the Royal Albert Hall in London.Presale begins tomorrow (December 4) at 10am with the code ‘Rattlesnake’, while tickets go on general sale at 10am on Friday (December 6) – buy tickets here, and find more information here.A post shared by Father John Misty (@fatherjohnmisty)This autumn, Tillman was on tour in North America and showcased a few tracks from his latest album, ‘Mahashmashana‘, which was released on November 22.NME gave the album a four-star review, writing: “The lush ‘Mahashmashana’ doesn’t quite mainline the zeitgeist in the same way that ‘Honeybear’ and ‘Pure Comedy’ did. Then again, there’s something to be said, in 2024, for logging off in favour of self-reflection.“On the swooning ‘Mental Health’, Misty rejects the hive mind, concluding that his own particular “insanity” is “indispensable”.

Roddy Ricch has claimed that a “clout-chasing” YouTuber who found the rapper’s Grammy demanded $50K and an Audemars Piguet (AP) watch to return the award.The YouTuber Prieto Hunter recently went viral after sharing a video on his YouTube channel in which he purchased an abandoned storage unit for $280 (£220) at an auction. Inside the unit, Hunter discovered the rapper’s Grammy – which Ricch earned for his performance on ‘Racks in the Middle’ with Nipsey Hussle in 2020.In the video, Hunter shared that he was willing to “work something out” with ‘The Box’ rapper to get the award back to him.

Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan have ended their relationship after about a year of dating.

Stephanie Hsu is opening up about her decision to turn down an audition for the Wicked movie.

Sean Penn has taken aim at the “extraordinary cowardice” of Hollywood, claiming it is “limiting the imagination”.The actor took exception with Oscar voters in particular, despite the fact that he has picked up two gongs himself, for his performances in Mystic River and Milk.Speaking at the Marrakech Film Festival, where he received the lifetime achievement award, he said (via Variety): “The Academy have exercised really extraordinary cowardice when it comes to being part of the bigger world of expression, and in fact, have largely been part of limiting the imagination and very limiting of different cultural expressions.”“So I don’t get very excited about what we’ll call the Academy Awards [except for] when a film like The Florida Project, or I’m Still Here [are nominated], or, you know, Emilia Perez, of the things that are likely to happen this year.”Penn added that the industry is “afraid” of addressing controversial political topics, referencing the recent Donald Trump biopic The Apprentice, which is expected to miss out in the coming awards season.“It’s jaw-dropping how afraid this business of mavericks is of a great film like that, one with great, great acting,” Penn said. “[It’s amazing] that they too can be as afraid as a piddly little Republican congressman.”“Around the world [there is] this demand for diversity – but not diversity of behavior and not diversity of opinion or language,” he continued.

Talking Heads‘ Jerry Harrison and King Crimson‘s Adrian Belew have announced their 2025 ‘Remain In Light’ UK and European tour.The five-date run will see Harrison and Belew make their way across the EU and UK beginning with a gig in Stockholm on May 18. From there, the duo will make stops in cities such as Oslo, Copenhagen, Cologne, Warsaw and Luxembourg before heading over to the UK with stops in Manchester and Wolverhampton.