Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current president of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality. Trump was born and raised in the New York City borough of Queens, and received a bachelor's degree in economics from the Wharton School. He took charge of his family's real-estate business in 1971, renamed it The Trump Organization, and expanded its operations from Queens and Brooklyn into Manhattan.
The company built or renovated skyscrapers, hotels, casinos, and golf courses. Trump later started various side ventures, mostly by licensing his name. He owned the Miss Universe and Miss USA beauty pageants from 1996 to 2015, and produced and hosted The Apprentice, a reality television show, from 2003 to 2015. Forbes estimates his net worth to be $3.1 billion.
‘Colbert’ Imagines the Slim Pickings (Don Jr, Matt Gaetz) on Conservative Dating Apps (Video)
thewrap.comRead more about it here.Anyway, as always the cold open began with a news supercut explaining the matter, then came the gag, a fake commercial that begins with repurposed footage from a real The Right Stuff ad, featuring Ryan McEnany (sister of ex-Trump spokesperson Kayleigh McEnany). “The right stuff is all about getting into the right dating pool with people who share the same values and beliefs as you.
It’s easy,” the ad promises. “Just scroll through all the eligible conservatives.”Then came the parody. “Like Rudy,” the ad continued, showing a picture of Rudy Giuliani. “He believes in family values, and he proved it by marrying his cousin.”“Ted,” the ad went on — and yes, it’s a photo of Ted Cruz. “You won’t need birth control, because the ex-president took his balls.”“Don Jr.
He loves fresh powder. And he skis!” the ad promises. We probably don’t have to tell you what that’s about, right?“Eric. ummmmm,” the ad says before a hand quickly swipes left on Eric Trump’s photo.”“Matt,” the ad says, as a photo of Florida congressman Matt Gaetz is shown. “Oops, he’s not on this app.
He dates on Venmo.” Again, we probably don’t need to explain that joke.“Download The Right Stuff today,” the fake ad concludes. “And have your heart stolen, just like we pretend the election was.”You can watch the clip above.
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