It's been a tough few weeks for you, old chap - accused of shredding ancient books and furniture at Chequers, cocking your leg in inappropriate places, and dominating the time of one of Downing Street's official photographers...
What's an honest hound supposed to do to win back the love of the British people? It's no good looking at your lord and master, the Prime Minister, because Boris has enough trouble with public opinion as it is!
But never fear, here are some muttish mitigations to keep the naughtiest Jack Russell safely out of the dog house… First the chaos at Chequers.
It's said Mr Johnson shouted "please shoot that f****** dog", after you chose a Chippendale or Chesterfield for a bit of teeth cleaning.
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